Hi! My name be Roan Stoick Haddock. I be four years old! I live in Berk wif my mama and daddy. Oh! And their dragons- Toofless and Stormfly. My daddy be the chief. So he's always workin' and I help mama 'round the house a lot. Especially since she found out she was havin' another baby. I don't really wanna have a brother or sister... But if makes mama and daddy happy. So I guess dat makes me happy too.
PSA: Alright I’m not sure I’ll be able to handle this account

Its been sitting here collecting dust and the AU it was used for is kinda dead so I’m hesitant to delete it since it wasn’t originally mine but if anyone would want it/ the character then feel free to come talk to me.

“Bored…bored…boredboredboredboredbored. Mooomm daaaad!”

justnorthofhopeless:

roanhaddock:

“Uhhh…fishing!”

He got up and started to hop up and down excitedly.

Perfect. “Alright then…Go grab your pole! I’ll get rest of the supplies, alright?”

“Okay!” He runs off in search of his pole, “Where did I put it…hmm…” He checks under his bed. “Here it is!” He grabbed it and ran off to find Hiccup. “Dad I got it!”

“ITS SNOGGLETOG! YEEES!!!”

The boy bounces around excitedly. “Heheheh!”

“Bored…bored…boredboredboredboredbored. Mooomm daaaad!”

justnorthofhopeless:

roanhaddock:

justnorthofhopeless:

roanhaddock:

justnorthofhopeless:

roanhaddock:

He huffed and toppled over, and laid on the ground like a corpse. 

“Bluh…”

Hiccup stared down at the boy, a heavily amused expression on his face. “You and the ground getting acquainted?”

“Uh huh we’re the bestest friends ever…”

He lays his arms out as if he was hugging the ground.

“I wuv the ground..”

“Oh yeah?” Hiccup crossed his arms over his chest as he watched Roan. “Well, he’ll always catch you when you fall at least. You’ve got dirt all over your face,” he grinned. 

“I know. I’m so bored.”

He sits up and pouts*

“Daddy can we go out and do something. Like fishing or hunting…Can we go on a dragon ride?! Pleaaaaase.”

“Fishing?” Hiccup found that to be boring…but if his son wanted to do it he would go. “Well, which do you want to do?”

“Uhhh…fishing!”

He got up and started to hop up and down excitedly.

“Bored…bored…boredboredboredboredbored. Mooomm daaaad!”

justnorthofhopeless:

roanhaddock:

justnorthofhopeless:

roanhaddock:

He huffed and toppled over, and laid on the ground like a corpse. 

“Bluh…”

Hiccup stared down at the boy, a heavily amused expression on his face. “You and the ground getting acquainted?”

“Uh huh we’re the bestest friends ever…”

He lays his arms out as if he was hugging the ground.

“I wuv the ground..”

“Oh yeah?” Hiccup crossed his arms over his chest as he watched Roan. “Well, he’ll always catch you when you fall at least. You’ve got dirt all over your face,” he grinned. 

“I know. I’m so bored.”

He sits up and pouts*

“Daddy can we go out and do something. Like fishing or hunting…Can we go on a dragon ride?! Pleaaaaase.”

“Bored…bored…boredboredboredboredbored. Mooomm daaaad!”

justnorthofhopeless:

roanhaddock:

He huffed and toppled over, and laid on the ground like a corpse. 

“Bluh…”

Hiccup stared down at the boy, a heavily amused expression on his face. “You and the ground getting acquainted?”

“Uh huh we’re the bestest friends ever…”

He lays his arms out as if he was hugging the ground.

“I wuv the ground..”

“Bored…bored…boredboredboredboredbored. Mooomm daaaad!”

He huffed and toppled over, and laid on the ground like a corpse. 

“Bluh…”

Ooc: Sorry guys about abandoning Roan so much D: I’ll try to be on him more…(I need to stop making accounts first Dx)
“Hey wassa prom?”

“I wanna go! I wanna go to the prom! Ima take that girl with the curly pigtails, cuz she has a cool zippleback!”

Oh boy. OH BOY. ASTRID. ASSSTRIDDDD

Special treatment.

astridhaddock:

roanhaddock:

astridhaddock:

roanhaddock:

COUGH. COUGH COUGH HACK OH GODS. YOU ARE SO SICK RIGHT NOW YOU COULD DIE. Just kidding you got a case of the sniffles and a small fever. You’ll be fine in a few days. But you want cuddles. “Mommyyy…Daaaaddddy.”

“Roan, honey? Are you okay?”

He coughs into his hand and shakes his head. “I think ‘m sick Mommy.” He sniffles a bit and rubs his nose.

She frowned thinking back onto what he had said the other day about the other little boy dying. “Are you now? What’s the matter?”

He pouts a bit. “I keep coughin’ and my nose is all stuffy.”